My violent self personified

I was at this school, and Su-Lynn and Joachim were to be executed by terrorists/military/communists soldiers at the school grounds.

Trenches for their bodies were dug up. I had this horrible feeling in my heart as I couldn't figure out a way to save them.

The executioner had a huge metal sheet that was to be used to slice through the bodies. A big circular hollow metal thingie was supposed to be held before the victim, to prevent the audience from being splattered with the prisioner's guts.

The funny thing was, the execution was done among the spectators, people could stand beside the victim and executioner.

I hugged Su-Lynn tightly and said, "I love you." emotionally. She looked at me sadly and said, "You told me that before."

Before I let go I whispered, "I'll see what I can do."

I exaggerated my grief by wailing loudly and stood beside the executioner. He was supposed to do the execution on the count of 3. When he counted to 2 I jumped on him and started bashing his head in.

There were 2 other guards posted nearby and I yelled at the people to take them out.

I was still clinging on to the guard 1 when I turned my head. Everyone was scattering away in fear of being caught as well.

I rolled my eyes and muttered, "Do I have to do everything myself?"

There was a basket nearby full of cutlery and I grabbed a fork and threw it at guard 2. Unfortunately, the fork just hit his tummy and fell to the ground. Guard 2 and 3 stared at the fork, then lifted their heads and stared at me.

"Err.."

I ran into a building that vaguely resembles my neighbour's house.

After that I can't remember much..I knew I was a fugitive, and I think I murdered a lecturer with a rather blunt knife, but that's all.

I never did find out what happened to Su-Lynn and Joachim.

My boyfriend - gay?!

I was chatting to Edmund about Ivan* very randomly.

Edmund said nonchalantly, "Oh that guy? I f***ed him dry."

My jaw dropped and my eyes went huge. Immediately I felt a rush of intense jealousy. I mean, he's not f***ing me and he goes and f***s this guy? Where's the fairness in that?!

And hell, I want to f*** Ivan* too!

I was pondering how to get around my religious beliefs when I woke up. Thank god.

*names have been changed to protect his reputation