My boyfriend - gay?!

I was chatting to Edmund about Ivan* very randomly.

Edmund said nonchalantly, "Oh that guy? I f***ed him dry."

My jaw dropped and my eyes went huge. Immediately I felt a rush of intense jealousy. I mean, he's not f***ing me and he goes and f***s this guy? Where's the fairness in that?!

And hell, I want to f*** Ivan* too!

I was pondering how to get around my religious beliefs when I woke up. Thank god.

*names have been changed to protect his reputation